Plan: grow scruff and wear a robe so Yvonne...
slows: GENIUS, Y/Y?
Max: Well, I was thinking we needed a place where the king is secret. Like a... Like a secret chamber for the king.
Carol: Well, I don't understand... What...
Max: Well, you know like a... like a small place. With a door that's not so big.
Carol: I don't know... I didn't picture it with secret doors. What if it were a big place with big secret doors?
Max: That... That's not really how it would be done. It's more like... it's like a...
Carol: [punches wall angrily] About that big? [walks away]
KW: What happened? Haha! Somebody stepped on your head?
Carol: What are you doing?
Carol: You stepped on my head!
KW: What do you mean? It’s a war! Douglas just did it.
Carol: Yeah, but he did it by accident. You did it on purpose! And he didn’t step on the face part of my head!
KW: It was a joke. I was just joking.
Carol: Sure you were. Like you aren’t always looking for the opportunity to step on my head. Because that’s what you do.
KW: Fine, fine. You know what? This is exactly why I don’t ever wanna do anything with you anymore. [lies down] Go ahead. Step on my head.
Carol: No. Forget it. I’m not going to step on your head… just to make you feel better. Let’s go, Douglas. [walks off with Douglas]
Douglas: Carol, I think you did the right thing…you know, not stepping on her head.”
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via two-hearts) (via softybwise) (via akiz) (via missjemima) (via heartwarming)
Press: Did you really use four-letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
John: What we actually said was, "Gosh."
Paul: We may have also said, "Heavens!"
John: Couldn't have said that, Paul. More than four letters.
When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone...– John Lennon (via quote-book)